The Internet Needs To Accept How Good My Swing Is And Realize I Can Hit .100 In The Majors
I get it, you all are hardos and can't accept the fact that my swing is pure. First of all, I need to shoutout the Savannah Bananas because that experience was fucking awesome and the players were even better. Most of the players come from the minor leagues after they get released and the amount of work that goes into these games should be rewarded.
Let's get into my swing because everyone talking shit was upset when they heard that crack of the bat.
This was phase 1 of showing that I can bat .100 in the Majors. I needed to show everyone the swing in some batting practice because everyone gets a chance to see an athletic specimen. I don't hit the ball far, I have made that very clear, I hit the gaps and also right through the hole between shortstop and third base. If you were there you would have heard the "oooohhs" and "ahhhs" because everyone was impressed.
I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen. It is okay to be jealous, but let's see if any of these MLB pitchers have the balls to face me after the season. I'm not saying that I am the best baseball player, but I can run into one once in awhile, you will see.